HAPPY HALLOWEEN/HOLLOWEEN….
Friday, October 30th, 2009
I was on my way up to Freddy’s yesterday with the kids to get some things, and we’re cruising up I-205 and the big traffic report signs .. you know,,, the ones that have the amber alerts and the driving conditions.. the big lit up ones? Well.. it said this..and I quote, ‘DRIVE SOBER AND HAVE A SAFE HOLLOWEEN” Yah, HOLLOWEEN… spelled wrong. It’s hAlloween.. not hOlloween. But for a second there, I thought… oh crap, I’ve been spelling it wrong all these years!! Have I? No…. because every time I type it on my computer, it doesn’t highlight red indicating it’s misspelled. Now… I’m no literary genius, far cry actually, but come ON….. get it right!! I wanted to whip out my iphone and take a picture, but with as hard as it was raining, and with shouting kids and dog in the car, I stayed focused on the road and just said I’d get a pic of it on my way home as I looked in the rearview and saw the same message blinking on the southbound side. We came home a different route tho’.. maybe I’ll head up that way today and snap one. I dunno,, it just left me entertained that’s all. Way to go, there, highway message inputter dude. HAlloween is one of my faves. Growing up in the mountains like I did, (I think I blogged about this last year too) we were in a town that was specifically built up for the employees of the Southern California Edison Company. Hydro electric power. It was candy hay day man….. then we’d head back to my friend’s house, change our costumes, and head out again.. and again.. and again. And we didn’t just use little ghetto candy bags… we used pillow cases… and those babies were chock full by the time we were done. All proud of our stash, but I’ve never had a sweet tooth, still don’t, so the candy part wasn’t what excited me. Just going out, unsupervised, in the dark, with friends, egging peoples houses, toilet papering peoples yards…. yah,,, I was one of those kids. Shocker right??
So Eric has been gone all week. Up in Seattle at some regional conference thingy, and I’ve been here flying solo with the kids. Anders ended up coming home on Monday with symptoms of H1N1, and I was like, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don’t do this to me!! Not this week. And, honestly, I’ve never seen my boy so ill in all my life. It started with a headache, then the fever, then puking, then higher fever, then no appetite, then achey body, more fever…. All the poor kid wanted to do was just live in the bathtub all week. That, and hold my hand. I know this sounds awful, but I secretly love it when he’s sick. Because he’s at that age that affection just isn’t something he shows, but when he’s sick, he’s all over me. Wants me to rub his back, wants me to hold his hand, wants me to run my fingers through his hair. When your kids are sick, you feel more like a mom than ever. It is your job to not only take care of them, but it’s also your job to make them feel better. Two totally different things.
But man.. the week was hard. REALLY hard. Maggie didn’t have school all week due to conferences, so not only was she home, but Anders too. And juggling the two of them, and him being sick, and then trying to stay caught up on stamping, and then Heather’s hubby came down with H1N1, so she was tired,, but I still forced work on her….. and then the house being a friggen WRECK all week. Missing soccer practice both nights, trying to figure out what to cook, and laundry, and the dog didn’t get but one stinkin’ walk the whole week, so she was a disaster waiting to happen. Loosha is the kind of dog that if you don’t walk/run her every morning, she’s a bull in a china shop all day.. Honestly,, I don’t know if she pooped…. I’m sure she did, but where?? I dunno… on the neighbors lawn I’d imagine. And man,, I hate to be a whiner and a complainer, but when I have a week like I had this week,, I gotta vent….. And even tho’ Anders was sick, he and Maggie still fought all day long everyday…. I got to the point where I just felt like letting them beat the crap out of each other… knock each other out…. I was tired of yelling, I was tired of reffing the situation. So my good friend Betsy told me this thing she does with her boys. A star chart if you will. But not stars.. points. They both have a good column and a bad column. When they do something good… they get a point,,,, when they do something bad,,, I either take away a good point, or put up a bad point. Haven’t really determined what the “prize” is for getting the goods… But yesterday seemed to be a little better. At one point, Anders said, “Thanks mom, I appreciate you”…… and I was like “WHAT?? WHO ARE YOU??” Then they started going a little overboard,, and after everything they did that they deemed “good”… they’d ask, “Is that a good point mom?” and it got to the point where I was like,,, “If you guys have to ASK me if something is a point,,, then I take away a point”… We’ll see how long this little thing works. Raising kids is just downright complicated and confusing, and to some, a chart sounds stupid,,,,, but you do whatever you can to get them to behave. Bribery… whatever…… withholding food…… ha ha…
Anders is on the mend tho’.. and headed back to school today. I forced him to do his homework all week…. and yah,, that made me feel like an idiot. How can you figure out how many chocolate chip cookies you can make with 202 chocolate chips and you want to put 8 chocolate chips in each cookie…. and how many cookies can you make.. but the kid is in 3rd grade and 3rd graders are just mastering addition and subtraction… NOT division (which would be the math of choice in this particular problem)… so it was 8 + 8 =16… 16+8= 24… 24+8+ 32… etc.. etc… and each math problem caused tears and broken lead…. at one point I was willing to let him just use the calculator… but then I’d have to teach him how to use that…. Whatever… it’s over… the week is over.. almost. I’ve almost made it out alive. The scary part is that my forehead is feeling hot, and I’ve got mad pressure in my eyelids when I bend down to pick up something….. If I get it, then I’m totally SCREWED. I’ve got my last soccer game of the season to coach on Saturday, and I want my boys to come out with a win… I CANNOT get sick. As my Grandma Doodie used to say, “Rebuke it in the name of the LORD”… and I intend to Grandma!!!
Anyways… HAVE A HAPPY HOLLOWEEN … as per Oregon Dept of Transportation…




