the raindrops
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
Seriously,,, I am one of those Oregonians that say, on cue, when someone says ,,”I wouldn’t be able to deal with all the rain in the Pacific Northwest” … I say, “Ohhhh you would totally get used to it, and at the end of summer, your body CRAVES the rain…” And they sit there with their head cocked like,, COO COO for cocoa puffs this chick is…… Ummm yah… well here we are, having survived the WORST spring break ever, filled, almost everyday with rain…. and then you take a look at the forecast for this week, and there are raindrops on every single damn day. There’s no sunshine icon on there…. in fact…. the next time you see sunshine in the forecast, it’s half shaded by a damn cloud with a 75% chance of rain. After having moved from sunny San Diego, Ca to Seattle in whatever year it was… ummm… like 2001 0r 2002 I think, I kept telling myself that I would get “used” to the climate and that my body would “acclimate” to the weather. Which, in all actuality, it really did. And it’s still acclimated, but it’s this time of year that I’m seriously hiding the knives in my kitchen utensil drawer in fear of slitting my ever lovin’ wrists because of lack of sunshine and the ability to go outside. And I like go outside and look around at all the people running (including my husband) and think to myself.. “YOU ARE JUST WHACKED!!!” ”GO BACK INSIDE YOU WIERDO” GOSH!!!!!
History repeats itself every year… right around this time. Husband starts looking for jobs in warmer climates. He is a very tolerant man, of many things. But when HE says,, “Gosh,, will it ever stop raining?” I know, at that moment, that my crazy-ness in my head is justified, and it allows me to pinpoint where my crazys are coming from. LACK OF SUNSHINE.. what is the vitamin?? Vitamin D ?? DEFICIENT indeedy!! We are the people that go to Mexico , or here I am headed to California next week with the kids, where the sun has been shining, the grass has been growing, the ground is dry, and in every single last family photo, there I am,, with my kids, friggen squinting and totally pale and pastey in every last shot. Everyone around us are semi tan, bright eyed. It’s April for cryin outloud. I about wanted to punch Stephanie Karlavich last night on fox 12 news when she said,, “And I’ll be back in a moment to tell you if we’ll be seeing any of that bright light in the sky in the near future.” And I’m like.. yah,, whatever . We refer to the sunshine as the “bright light in the sky”….. PATHETIC..
Now granted…… Oregon has theeeeeeee best summers EVER. It never really gets above 95… and when it does, it makes national news. 90 degree weather constitutes busting out all the window A/C units and Home Depot is flooded with peeps walking in there all dry and shriveled up from the unusual “HEAT-WAVE”… my gosh. Please remind me in August when I’m bitching about the heat of THIS VERY DAY where I blogged about the cold wet weather. I need those reminders from time to time.
One of my facebook friends just got back from Cabo San Lucas down in Mexico…… and her status read..”It’s really hard getting back to the grind after a week in Cabo”…. and seriously, all I wanted to do (which I ultimately ended up commenting) was … “I don’t even want to hear it!!”… I would love nothing more, right this very second, than to be lounging in a dilapidated chair, on the beach, in hot white sand, with a bikini on, sucking down some foo foo drink, saying “no gracias” to the, ehem, sterling silver vendors, and staring at the pacific ocean with sweaty pits than to be sitting here right now in my Vermont sweatshirt, long pants, socks and sneakers….. I mean… where’s my beanie for cryin’ outloud??!!!????
So I sit here and contemplate the possible move to California (which I’ve VOWED to never live there again ever), which my husband may or may not be applying for a job down there with the U.S. Forest Service. There are always govt jobs popping up across the map of the U.S. for him to apply for. This one job in particular happens to be in a foothill town just outside of Yosemite National Park. In fact, I’ve even put the town in my Iphone weather application, so that when I’m staring out at the lovely gray horizon off my deck here, I can flip pages to the page where it says that it’s going to be 71 degrees tomorrow, 69 the day after and 73 the day after that…………. Maybe that’s why so many people live in California… the weather.
But then I sit here and think about the dynamics of Oregon. It is utterly and totally gorgeous here. Every tree is green. Every tree is green all year long. It’s a coniferous state. Yah, the rain never stops, but everywhere you look it’s green. And not only is the landscape green, but the people are green. We are very, VERY, savvy of our environment, and my kids attend a “premier green school” .. in that, environmental studies and practices are part of the day to day class stuff. NOOOOOOO I don’t have dredlocks, and NOOO I don’t hit the bong everyday…and NOOOO we don’t consider granola a dessert… OR a food group… ehem… But we are raising our kids, and hoping that they learn that taking care of our earth is as important as learning multiplication… In the big picture… If it wasn’t for our earth,, we would have nowhere to LEARN our arithmetic.. get it??
Blah blah blah… I’m just bored… pardon this blog. Point being is that I’m sick n’ tired of the flippen rain.. and I’m sick of it every year this time of year…. It’s so mundane and monotonous… just neverending. Go outside…. you get wet….. come inside,,, my entryway is a muckin’ muddy mess…. jackets stink, our dog, Loosha,, just constant stank…. I’ve HAD IT!! I’m serious… the first day that the temperature reaches above 60 damn degrees… you’ll see me running naked down my street……… no joke…. and all that see me will be saying… “Hey look….(chuckle chuckle) ,, there’s that wierdo that lives on Riverview.. look at her.. she’s naked…”….. not exaggerating….
Ohhhhh my gosh,,, I mean seriously, I don’t want to blog about the fact that I’ve been wiping up vomit for the last (almost) 36 hours, so I won’t… OR.. the fact that our Spring Break beach trip was cut two days short due to massive amounts of vomit coming from the mouths of my children. We get to the beach on Monday, having a grand old time, and then BAMMMMM in the middle of the night both of em…. just barfin’ steadily. NASTY… I still haven’t come down with it yet, and yes, I’m rebuking it in the name of the Lord!! So we got home whenever it was, and commenced the steady flow of laundry, which, I should be downstairs doing the dryer trick, but I’m not… I’m sitting here in front of my computer, totally bitter that I wasn’t able to go to pilates this morning due to the lack of childcare at my expense, and so I’ll just sit here and continue to be bitter. The silver lining was that I was able to stamp like a mad-woman yesterday, and just about got caught up on all pending orders…. again.. almost caught up. Then I headed to Michaels with a pretty hefty list my husband sent me with to get “craft supplies” so that our kids would have something to do on this lovely RAINY spring break we’ve got going on, while they are mending from the vomit plague…. and then I went to the Farm store to get our dog a new dog brush, because we’ve needed one of those forever now… and then I went to the Aquarium store over in Oregon City and got myself a new Aruba Butterfly Fish… (the yellow and black one there to the right).. He’s pretty cool… pretty mellow, and everyone seems to be leaving him alone. It’s always nailbiting putting a new fish into the community… you never know who’s going to feel intimidated, and who’s going to fin-nip. But he’s groovin.
Spring is totally in the air today. That’s not to say it won’t get back down to 40 degrees w/ sideways rain tomorrow……… but us Oregonians take each day .. one at a time. Kooky weather indeed. 
Okay,, so pardon his goofy hat…. but this is my dad, Gary. He’s doing what he loves, and what he does best, fishing of course.. Today is his 65th birthday, and I’m not down in California to help him celebrate. ;c( But what I wouldn’t do to actually be down there……. (sigh)
I think everyone has thought to themselves at one time or another, “Man, I wish I was a bird.”…”I wish I could fly.” …”I wish I could be a fish and swim all around the sea.” Well… my wish would be to have the life of a cat…… no doubt about it. I’ve always been a cat person. I am a Leo… how could I not? In fact, when I got married, I told my husband that if he hated cats and wouldn’t let us have cats, then the wedding was off. My sister made the statement one time…”Every room in a house should have a cat in it.”… I live by that mantra. The cat you see here to the right is of Mobee. He’s like half maine coon cat, half tabby, and I call him my COG. He’s half cat half dog. You have never in your life met a cooler cat. Most cats scramble when strangers come into the house, not to be seen again until the next morning, under some bed or hiding in the basement. But not Mobee. He’s the first to meet and greet each new face right in the entry-way. If a customer comes by to pick up their order vice having me ship it, they typically will come in, sit at the kitchen table to write their check amongst the puddles of syrup from yesterday’s breakfast, and there will be Mobee, weaving in and out of all the table deco, just to get some attention. And like,, I don’t even scold him… I don’t say,, “mobee,, get down”… that is his spot. Everywhere is his spot. The kitchen counters, the kitchen table, the bathroom counter, he sits between the vinyl shower curtain and the cloth curtain on the side of the tub as I take my shower. He’s just not your typical cat. In fact, we named him Mobee after Moby Dick, because as a kitten, he would just jump into the tub, full of water. Just WIERD!! He’s the cat, that when we have a bunch of people over with kids, and we put a tent up in the living room for all the toddlers and kids to play in,, there’s Mobee, running in and out of the tent playing along with the rest of them.
When you are a parent, the only thing you want in life, is for your kids to “get it”…. to be smart, to be witty, to excel, to succeed, and most importantly, to be happy…….